Canadian comic Norm Macdonald has died, leaving behind countless stories and jokes, including an unpleasant vacation he once took to Victoria.

In an interview from 1998, the Quebec-born comedian and Saturday Night Live anchor told David Letterman about his regretful decision to book a bed-and-breakfast on the Island.

鈥淭he idea is you go there, it鈥檚 a guy鈥檚 house and you live in his room and then he makes you some breakfast,鈥� Macdonald joked in his signature deadpan manner.

When Macdonald arrived at the 鈥済uy鈥檚 house鈥� he was greeted by a gruff old man he called ol鈥� Harold Delaney, who showed Macdonald 鈥� the only guest for the night 鈥� to his room. As Macdonald was settling in to sleep, he said a knock came at his door.

鈥淎nd I figure, uh oh, ol鈥� Harold Delaney wants to have sex with me,鈥� Macdonald said.

But, no, the old bed-and-breakfast owner was simply after a game of Scrabble.

Macdonald told Letterman he went first and laid down 鈥淩ABBIT鈥�, a word he felt moderately proud of, before watching in disbelief as ol鈥� Harold Delaney took half an hour to produce 鈥淗AT鈥� only to place it across the triple-word score, nowhere near Macdonald鈥檚 鈥淩ABBIT.鈥�

Macdonald said he let it slide and continued to produce words like 鈥淪LEIGH鈥� and 鈥淎VOCADO,鈥� building off his own words, while ol鈥� Harold Delaney produced 鈥淐UP鈥� and other miscellaneous object words placing them wherever he pleased.

鈥淚鈥檓 playing excellently, I should be in the lead, but instead I鈥檓 like a thousand points behind,鈥� Macdonald joked. Finally, as the old man laid out 鈥淏OOT鈥� across a triple-word score Macdonald was aiming for, he called ol鈥� Harold Delaney out on his game.

鈥淲ha? You鈥檝e never heard tell of a boot?鈥� Macdonald said the old man responded with exasperation.

The next morning, Macdonald said he woke up hungry and was looking forward to the breakfast part of the bed-and-breakfast, but when he asked ol鈥� Harold Delaney what was on the menu, the only response he got was, 鈥淚 never been much for breakfast.鈥�

鈥淪o I go, 鈥業 guess I鈥檒l go down to McDonald鈥檚 and pick up some breakfast or something鈥�,鈥� Macdonald said. 鈥淎nd Harold goes, 鈥楥an you pick me up an Egg McMuffin?鈥�

Macdonald鈥檚 death was confirmed Tuesday (Sept. 14) by his management agency after a long, private battle with cancer. He was 61.

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