Ever wondered why some words can make you snort milk through your nose or why little kids love to run around yelling certain others?

A pair of University of Alberta researchers say they鈥檝e analyzed what it is that make some words intrinsically funny.

鈥淣obody has really done a good job at predicting humour in advance,鈥� said University of Alberta psychologist Chris Westbury. 鈥淥ne of the reasons is they haven鈥檛 been willing to go low enough.鈥�

Westbury is co-author of a recently published paper entitled 鈥淲riggly, Squiffy, Lummox, and Boobs: What Makes Some Words Funny鈥� in the Journal of Experimental Psychology. His research may be the first to break down what makes us break down.

Like all great science, it builds on previous research.

Under the previous federal government, Westbury said a drought in science funding left him free to do something wacky.

鈥淚 thought people would think I was wasting their money if I did this on their dime.鈥�

He鈥檇 noticed that people often laugh at silly-sounding non-words, so he went looking for patterns. Garble like 鈥渟nunkoople,鈥� for example, was more apt to draw a smile than something like 鈥渪-attack.鈥�

On the strength of that research, he was sent a British paper to review that used statistical analysis to rank the funniness of nearly 5,000 words. Cutting-edge stuff, thought Westbury, but why were those words funny?

Westerbury鈥檚 27-page paper presents a 2,500-year literature review of philosophical attempts to get the joke. It may be the only academic paper that cites both Danish philosopher Soren Kierkegaard, author of the book 鈥淔ear and Trembling,鈥� and Broadway playwright Neil Simon, who gave us 鈥淭he Odd Couple.鈥�

But nobody has really succeeded, Westbury holds. 鈥淣one of those theories are really theories. They鈥檙e explanations.鈥�

He wanted to be able to predict what people would find funny. To do that, he and colleague Geoff Hollis decided to focus on the most basic kind of humour.

鈥淪ingle words? It鈥檚 not really that funny, but even though it鈥檚 not that funny, it鈥檚 really complex.鈥�

What makes a word funny, he found, is a combination of two factors 鈥� sound and meaning.

Using sophisticated statistical analysis of three billion words worth of prose on Google, they found words likely to get a laugh tend to be associated with sex, bodily functions, good times, animals and insults.

But that鈥檚 not enough. They have to sound funny, too.

The 10 funniest words in English from a sample of nearly 45,000?

Upchuck, bubby, boff, wriggly, yaps, giggle, cooch, guffaw, puffball and jiggly.

The Canadian Press

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